We the dramarians of sf_drama of LiveJournal, in order to form a more perfect community, establish hilarity, ensure the snarking of idiocy, provide for the lulz of the many, promote drama, and secure the blessings of wankiness for ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution of the sf_drama of LiveJournal.
1) Members of the community shall be 18 years of age or older. PLEASE NOTE: because of the age restriction of the community, people being featured must also be 18 years of age or older. 2) Picture posts must be locked. All pictures must be behind a cut, and those of a pornographic nature must be labled NSFW. 3) THIS IS NOT stupid_free! If something belongs in stupid_free and meets the criteria for posting over there (unlocked, etc) please post it there and not here. We don't need to see two posts on the same subject on our f-lists. Check both communities before posting something in either. Duplicate posts WILL be deleted from sf_drama. This is not the place to air a grudge against stupid_free. Think of us as stupid_free's kid sister. 4) This IS the place for posts about frequent jerks, trolls, and shit-stirrers. This is the place for meta. This is the place for grudgewank. This is the place for stuff that's not stupid, but is wanky. 5) Posts with no purpose are to be soundly mocked by all dramarians and used to display recipes and macros. a."getting to know you" posts are the exception as long as they pertain to questions of personal history, personality, beliefs or personal stories b. Questions dealing with the last time you took a shit, or if you double dip your chips should be met with scorn, and may possibly meet with deletion. 6) Feel free to post things from personal journals as long as they are not locked, but no one is to follow the wank back to a personal journal to make comments or troll. Doing so will earn a ban. 7) Feel free to post things from communities, locked or not, but be aware that doing so may get you banned from the community of origin. That's not our problem, and we will laugh at you if it happens. If you post something that's locked, lock your post here. 8) Feel free to post stupid or wanky things from places other than LiveJournal. 9) Spamming is discouraged and will be mocked and, probably, deleted. 10) Posts and comments should not be deleted or screened, unless there is personal information being shared about a third party (i.e. so-and-so's real name is Mary) that is not in that person's user information. Deleting comments and/or posts will earn a warning, then a ban. Screening horrible triggery bullshit is fine, just let us know that it was done. 11) Posts by anyone are subject to mockery and snark. No one here is above being wrong, being wanky, or being stupid from time to time. Feel free to snark the mods. Feel free to snark the popular people. No one on the mod team will hold it against you, but you may or may not like the answers from the other people who respond.. 12) Posts violating LJ’s TOS will be deleted immediately. 13) Racial, homophobic or otherwise offensive (at the mods' discretion) slurs will not be tolerated and will result in an immediate ban. If you think it might be an offensive slur, then err on the side of caution and don't fucking use it. 14) 15) Links have to state what you're linking to. Don't post a comment claiming "here's an explanation of the theory of relativity" and then have the link go to goatse. This is instant ban material. The ONLY exception to this is a good and proper offical Rick Roll, which you should be way past by now anyhow. 16) Posts in sf_d may contain triggers. This is your trigger warning, do not expect them anywhere else. 17) In general we will reject things that come from anonymous communities like the varying anon communities on lj, 4chan, youtube, yahoo, etc. We will also reject things like random blog comments, facebook stupids, etc. News posts sometimes get let through, but 98% of the time they are redirected to rage_free. If it seems like a ragey newspost, it probably is. Save yourself the submission time and take it to rage_free. 18) Circumvention of the rules via edit will get your ass banned. I'm done with you assholes.
sf_drama theme days!!!! OTT Debate Thursday Capslock Friday
Mods will start the Debate Thursday themes. There will be ONE post made for Capslock Friday, started by whoever gets there first. After that, feel free to post stupids in capslock, but otherwise, we'll delete your post and tell you to take it to the main cockslap post.
If you have an awesome idea, please drop in on the open post in sf_drama_mods and share!
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